ESTERIFICATION

Posted by Admin on Saturday, 8th March 2008, 00:00

She called my nature highly hygroscopic,
said my parachor must show erratic signs;
in vesicant rebuke she aired the topic,
of unstable equilibrium and wines.
She introduced the secant and the tangent,
re momentum up and down a given line;
developed themes acoustically plangent,
on inconstant aberration and decline.
My enzymes toxic liquor was destroying,
and fermented wort and yeast would spoil my life;
upon my word, I find it’s quite annoying,
to be married to a scientific wife.

T. C. Hudson

© T. C. Hudson.

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